Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

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What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

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What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

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Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.