Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

Schedule Jokes More Schedule Jokes

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

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What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.