Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

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What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.