Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

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Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.