Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Gymnast Jokes More Gymnast Jokes

Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.

Disqualify Jokes More Disqualify Jokes

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.