What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !