What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot?

Cinnamon twist

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.