What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.