Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes