Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.