Cause they don't have balls to scratch
She didn't have the balls
She'll tell you
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
A baby in a microwave
He had to start from scratch.
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
Because their balls would show.
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Cause they carry pistils.
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
