Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Why was the scarecrow given an award?

Cause he was out standing in his field

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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!