Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.

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Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.