Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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Reach For The **Stats**.

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses