Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

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What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)