Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they *can't even*!

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.