Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...