What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them