What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.