What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both homo-genius.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Chocolate Milk Jokes More Chocolate Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!