Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)