What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

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What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.