How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane