Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Previous Random Joke Next

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)