Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

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Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)