Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll