What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

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Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.