Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

I'm always taken for granite!