Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

I'm always taken for granite!

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.