Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!