Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

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How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!