Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!