What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today