What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

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How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.