What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

Why are horses never overweight?

They're on a stable diet.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What's a doll in Hell called?

Barbiecue.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What is the biggest monkey?

Giraffe!

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D