What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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Why are horses never overweight?

They're on a stable diet.

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What's today's date?

Germany/Brazil/2016

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!