What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.