Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

Liberty Bell Jokes More Liberty Bell Jokes

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !