Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!