Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!