Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!