Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps