Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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What's a rabbits' favorite movie?

Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish