Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.