Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

A: Curly hare.