Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !