Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni