Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

How does the beer brewer get around with a broken ankle?

He hops.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?

Rabbits habits.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."