What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?

Hop in.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What do you call a mentally challenged lion?

A leotard.

Dare Jokes More Dare Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.