What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

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What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint?

Five Guys.

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What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"