You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
It must have fallen through a crack.
Because they crack under pressure.
He forgot.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
do NOT respond with "I know, right !"
I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "
I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
