What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

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How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Country Singer Jokes More Country Singer Jokes

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.