Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you get the man who has everything?

Antibiotics

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel