Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.