What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Stump Jokes More Stump Jokes

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.