What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Drizzly Bear Jokes More Drizzly Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What do you call a wet bear?

A drizzly bear.