Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

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Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.