Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps