Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.

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Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.