What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.