What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

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What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida?

Osama-Been-Loggin'

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"