What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

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What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida?

Osama-Been-Loggin'

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.