Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Harlem Jokes More Harlem Jokes

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

Public Transportation Jokes More Public Transportation Jokes

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.