Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

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What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.