Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

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What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.