What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!