Because they're not PC
Because they hate French press!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
They're both orange except for the Apple.
Apple the door myself!
THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Too many incompatible drivers.
In the computerus.