What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(