What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.