What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.