What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.