What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Who are your favorite underground artists?

Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.