What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"