What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

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What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.