What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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It saves so much time.

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He always came on time.

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow