Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

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What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

How do you save a pirate's life?

C P Arrr!

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

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