What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang :-D

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

Credit to

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.