What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz