Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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What's a Mexican midget barbers favorite restaurant?

Little Cesar's

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.