Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican duck say?

GUACK

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

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What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz