Happiness Jokes

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

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Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

Emo Kid Jokes More Emo Kid Jokes

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Happy Birthday Jokes More Happy Birthday Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries