What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

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What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Why can't Gingers sing RnB music?

Because they don't have any soul.

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.