What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"