Happy Birthday Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

Dad Joke Jokes More Dad Joke Jokes

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

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