Happy Birthday Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Traveler Jokes More Traveler Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

a-CAW!

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

Friend Birthday Party Jokes More Friend Birthday Party Jokes

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO