What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!